The Budgy Smuggler.
Smuggle your Budgy at the beach or the pool,
Wear it proud or it'll wear you.
Make sure its bright and a sexy fit,
A dazzling Budgy is always a hit.
If you got it flaunt it, strut your stuff,
The girls will swoon, they won't get enough.
Your Smuggler fits like a second skin,
Not all can wear one, just special men.
Wear your Smuggler with confidence and pride,
You know you're hot, now find your stride.